Living the Dream, Parenting a Teen!

If you are recently contemplating your own early death as the only viable coping mechanism for parenting teenagers… then fear not!!! I am going to bring to you regular positive point prompts (from my new book) of why having teenagers is awesome. So let’s start right here: 1) No alarm clock needed on a weekendContinue reading “Living the Dream, Parenting a Teen!”

2016 – Off you F ……

My facebook newsfeed (I guess like yours) is full of a pure split of mood today. You have the kind of people who are stereotypical for New Years Eve – you know the ‘New Year, New Me’ people. And then the rebels, who find this tradition far too uncool and therefore have to take oneContinue reading “2016 – Off you F ……”

An 80’s Christmas Advent

There are not many perks to having teenagers, let’s just be honest for a minute. Although there will always be some twat reading this who frowns at their screen reminiscing of all their ‘Walton’ moments. Actually, now you have made me ponder it … there may be a couple! For example, having somebody to makeContinue reading “An 80’s Christmas Advent”

Mother’s Day or yet another Children’s day in disguise?

Anybody else feel under immense pressure to post pictures of the sentimental beautiful messages that their children have written to them on this very special day? Or maybe Instagram the piles of thoughtful presents? Share details of days out or special moments shared with the fruits of your loins? Yeah of course you do! AndContinue reading “Mother’s Day or yet another Children’s day in disguise?”

New Year – New Perfect Parenting

Is it really time again to reflect upon the year past? How does this happen? No you are right . it surely can’t be too much of a shock? I mean, I have watched the lines slowly gathering at the corners of my eyes and hairs have mortifingly began to gather above my lips. I haveContinue reading “New Year – New Perfect Parenting”

Playground Perils

Only the working mum who never ever, ever gets to drop off/pick up her little seedlings from school would ever be envious of the school run! To the stay at home mother or the mother that gets to partake some days …. it is one of the torturous aspects to parenting. It shouldn’t be – IContinue reading “Playground Perils”

THE WONDERS OF THE ENGLISH KS1 CURRICULUM

When the 6 year old daughter informed me she had drawn a picture at school of her Daddy and her teacher didn’t like it … I said her teacher must be mean! Upon further inspection maybe i should retract that statement ? I clearly needed a chat with said child! I asked her why sheContinue reading “THE WONDERS OF THE ENGLISH KS1 CURRICULUM”

New Years Eve 2015 – I bring to you … The Master Plan

Your Social media is no doubt jammed with the obligatory New Years Day Blogs – where we all commit our innermost strength to bringing about immediate change to our somewhat tempestuous lifes, generating great wealth and of course losing that much resented extra weight and becoming somewhat of a super parent.  You will be happyContinue reading “New Years Eve 2015 – I bring to you … The Master Plan”

Summer Slip Ups – Part 2!

Maybe you are thinking that our holidays got better from there. Well they did! We had an unforgettable day on the Jet Ski’s. Now that was fun! For the husband!!!!!!! I suppose it is one of those things that everybody wants to try and I am very glad that I tried it to be honest.Continue reading “Summer Slip Ups – Part 2!”

Summer Slip Ups – Part 2

Maybe you are thinking that our holidays got better from there. Well they did! We had an unforgettable day on the Jet Ski’s. Now that was fun! For the husband!!!!!!! I suppose it is one of those things that everybody wants to try and I am very glad that I tried it to be honest.Continue reading “Summer Slip Ups – Part 2”